“A top-secret government program involving instantaneous travel to other solar systems by means of a device known as a Stargate!”
“Sounds like a good idea for a TV show. If you’re into that sort of thing.”

“A top-secret government program involving instantaneous travel to other solar systems by means of a device known as a Stargate!”
“Sounds like a good idea for a TV show. If you’re into that sort of thing.”
“Apophis wanted me to tell you that you’ve all been doing a wonderful job. Couldn’t ask for more. Well done. But, he also wanted me to tell you the whole…invasion of the Tau’ri idea has been canceled due to…rain.”-Col. Jack O’Neill addressing young Jaffa warriors